Gender-Bending Frank Sinatra
(to the tune of Fly Me To The Moon)
Gag me with a spoon
You’re totally grody to the max
You’re all Mervyn’s knockoffs
I’m like 5th Avenue Sachs.
In other words, take a hike
In other words, you’re beneath me
Fill your purse with toys
Go to the Valley shopping mall
You’ve got to see the Spring collection
You’re still dressed in Fall.
In other words, go away
In other words, I don’t know you.
Why don’t you fill your purse with toys
Go to the Valley shopping mall
You have to buy the Spring collection
You’re still wearing Fall.
In other words, go away
In other words, I don’t know you.